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Garden Variety Fuckers

by You, Me, and This Fuckin' Guy

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Garden 02:41
Owls 02:04
Bike 03:13
River 03:35
Hike 07:18
Closet 04:15
F. B. I. 02:04
Dan West 03:45
Sunset 02:37
Moon 01:58
Stars 03:05


The debut album by You, Me, and This Fuckin' Guy.

John S. Hall of King Missile fame is back with You, Me and This Fuckin’ Guy (formerly known as King Missile IV), featuring Azalia Snail and Dan West of LoveyDove.

Adopting the persona of cranky, nature-loving poet This Fuckin’ Guy, Hall expresses wondrous appreciation for the beauty of the world around him, but doesn’t suffer fools.

The music created by Azalia Snail and Dan West is equally singular. Utilizing Snail’s trademark space vocals and vintage omnichords in conjunction with West’s arsenal of virtuous musicality, the duo creates the perfect cushion for Hall’s prickly repartee.

John S. Hall is the lyricist, vocalist and co-founder of legendary Atlantic and indie recording artists King Missile (“Detachable Penis.”) He’s a NYC favorite, performing spoken word and singing as a solo artist in several area musical projects including Unusual Squirrel, The Hat Cousins, The Lincoln Memorial and Sensation Play.

LoveyDove tour Europe regularly and are working on a third album. Azalia’s most recent solo album is "Neon Resistance" and Dan’s latest is "d’Animal l’Ogic." West is a composer and arranger, music producer and mastering engineer.


released April 17, 2020

recorded at Victory Way Studios
Produced & Mixed by Dan West
Mastered by DFW at Hillrose, Shadow Hills, CA
Album art by Jonathan Crisafulli

All Songs DANAZALIATUNES (ASCAP) and John S. Hall (BMI)


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